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Cristina Parulava
#1, 11.07.2017
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Here is one of my favourite jokes:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day about the fact that in many languages, such as English, a double negative forms a positive, while in other languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. "However," he pointed out, "in no language can a double positive form a negative."
A bored voice from the back of the room responded, "Yeah, yeah...."



Azat Fattakhov(club expert)
#2, 11.07.2017
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A reply to the answer #1 of user Cristina Parulava
Yeah, sure... :D
Jean Paul Buffet
#3, 11.07.2017
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Student: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Professor: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Azat Fattakhov(club expert)
#6, 12.07.2017
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A reply to the answer #3 of user Jean Paul Buffet
Did you ever use it? :D
Jean Paul Buffet
#7, 12.07.2017
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A reply to the answer #6 of user Azat Fattakhov
No, but if one of the students will ever ask the first part, I will definitely do the rest::smile0::

Edited 12-07-2017 14:58

Adam Ostin
#4, 12.07.2017
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Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Adam Ostin
#5, 12.07.2017
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his students were so bright!
Azat Fattakhov(club expert)
#8, 12.07.2017
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A reply to the answer #5 of user Adam Ostin
::smile34::
Josip Babic
#9, 13.07.2017
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I like the ones with sleeping issue:

1)
Professor: John, you know you can't sleep in my class.
John: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Josip Babic
#10, 13.07.2017
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2) Professor: John, you missed my class yesterday!
John: well, honestly..not really.
Josip Babic
#11, 13.07.2017
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Professor: John, why did you are you late?
John: I am sorry, I overslept.
Professor: You mean, you need to sleep at home too?
Adam Ostin
#12, 13.07.2017
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A reply to the answer #11 of user Josip Babic
Do you have a student called John? :)